- me: omg i can't believe it i only have 3 math problems for homework
- *opens textbook*
- textbook: please do parts a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, aa, ab, ac, ad, ae, af, and ag
- *rips nipples off in a fit of rage and projectile vomits into textbook
if you look through any of my notebooks at work.
or random pieces of paper - you see random names that i like written down. everywhere. so many names. ugh.
- 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
- me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
